As seen on TV!
Blink and you're dead!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
Better than Prey!
More polygons!
Butts!
Limited edition!
1st edition!
Flashing letters!
Made by Notch!
Not a floatation device!
Exterminate!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
Herobrine attacks down by 10%!
Don't trust the cows!
Now 50% more SFW!
Mostly dead!
Differentiable!
Not from concentrate!
Rose Tyler-!
Does anyone even look at these anymore?
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Vegan-friendly!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Now with display!
Made in Sweden!
Holographic!
Goes ding when there's stuff!
?hmoe
Minecraft!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Undocumented!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Engineer is credit to team!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Are you my mummy?
Entire team is babies!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Complex cellular automata!
It's not safe to swim today!
Played by cowboys!
Tastes like Kevin Bacon!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Whoa, dude!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Cooler than Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
0% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Not the droids you're looking for!
Seecret Friday update!
Verlet intregration!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
A skeleton popped out!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Fantasy!
Google anlyticsed!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
Huge tracts of land!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
It's groundbreaking!
Can't be special summoned!
Undefeated!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Jamestown!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Braid!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
This is my true form!
Totally forgot about Dre!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Not the Xbox version!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
You can't explain that!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
The Minecraft Blog rules!
All hail the Bombinomicon!